he’s napping like this
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!
Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn
Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)
A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette
Toaster (For the Toastless)
[points to gender] what the fuck is that
Wwwwow this is painful and hurts lots and these cookies are really good and I’m typing left handed bc fuxk ow