infelicitous & ungrammatical

he’s napping like this

had a weird dream! ate out………….a lot of folk………… okay bye

I went sailing ! Now I’m drunk !!

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

stylin pajimjams: 

  1. homestuck tee with ripped armpit seams
  2. mario boxers
grad school more like ………………………………………………………….rad school

hylianzelda:

[points to gender] what the fuck is that

Also do you see how large this dog, and how small this human? I love them

This is how me and Anna converse mostly: thru batman’s beef bod

This is how me and Anna converse mostly: thru batman’s beef bod

He just likes to rest his snout on me idk

He just likes to rest his snout on me idk

Fun slapstick comedy: trying to wrap a bandage on my right hand using my left

Woke up with a little spoon

Woke up with a little spoon

Wwwwow this is painful and hurts lots and these cookies are really good and I’m typing left handed bc fuxk ow

I’m in pain but also I have cookies so